Does this man look high to you?

As a kid learning about baseball, Dock Ellis was, to me, just another face on a bubblegum card. Not a particularly valuable card, either, considering Ellis was doing his pitching in near-anonymity under the Arlington sun. I would have given you three of Dock for one of Amos Otis or John “The Count” Montefusco. Shortly thereafter, I would learn an important life lesson — value is not constant. My baseball reference books told me so: Dock Ellis had once been the pitching star for the great Pittsburgh Pirates team that had upset the Weaver Orioles in the ’71 World Series. While I was busy being born, Ellis was dousing Clemente with champagne.

Later still, I would learn that Dock Ellis and Roberto Clemente had shared more than a uniform and a victory cigar. Ellis, like Clemente, was part of that first generation of post-segregation ballplayers who would not take any shit from Whitey. I reconstructed my image of Dock Ellis — not the soft-tosser getting thwacked around by the Yanks and Royals en route to an early shower, but a fallen ace with a golden, if erratic, right arm and attitude to burn; sort of the Baseball Gods’ dry run for that other Doc who was then all the rage in Gotham.

Old baseball obsessors collect anecdotes like young baseball fanatics collect picture cards. This is how we engage with ballplayers we were too young to watch on television, and, in a more roundabout manner, with the history of an ancient American game: we tell goofy tales about The Time When. Ellis hung up the spikes in 1980; Dock Ellis stories kept right on taking the field. Nothing unusual about that: folks like us will be rehashing Dizzy Dean fables as long as there are other boring seamheads to hear them. But then a truly curious thing happened — Dock Ellis became a site of interest for folks who couldn’t tell a curveball from a bowl of Cheerios. In recent years, Ellis has, as the kids like to say, blown up: musicians sing of him, rock bands are named for him, abstract painters have portrayed him in oil, news tickers clatter on about him, the Baseball Reliquary has enshrined him, hell, even those notorious bandwagon-chasers at NPR elbowed their way into the action. If you’re reading this, you probably know why. On June 12, 1970, Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter on LSD. And four years after he retired, he told the world what he’d done.

It is fashionable, I suppose, to claim that the Acid No-No story is one that is bigger than baseball. It is certainly bigger than the baseball player named Dock Ellis. Ellis had an alcohol problem that swallowed his talent; his LSD problem has swallowed his image. You will never see an article about Ellis that doesn’t mention hallucinogens — in fact, most references to the pitcher will be nothing but silly gags. Some celebrate Ellis for his psychedelic experiment, others just make fun of him, but everybody has something clever to say about the Pittsburgh Pirate who was tripping balls while throwing strikes. See, I did it, too. It’s irresistible: Dock Ellis’s name has become a byword for pitching under the influence, and triumphantly, hilariously so. When Ellis died of liver failure a few years ago, Will Leitsch of Deadspin wasn’t the only one treating the Acid No-No as a monumental achievement (all while, you know, crackin’ jokes.) Mainstream press obituary writers sang the same hippie folk song. Right smack in the shadow of the Bonds trial and the Clemens mess, here was a player honest enough to admit that the peak (*giggle*) of his career, the true highpoint (*snicker*), had been chemically-assisted.

But was that really accurate? Not the LSD part; that’s Ellis’s own account of his habits, and there’s no reason to doubt that he really did drop acid and take the hill. Did the drug really help Ellis throw the no-no? Or was it, as some eulogists suggested, an obstacle to the pitcher’s performance, one surmounted against heavy odds? What did the intoxicant do to the athlete? Writers looking to enhance the craziness of the day often point to Ellis’s eight walks and one HBP: he must have been out of control and dangerous! But Dock Ellis always hit batters*; he plunked ten in thirty starts in 1970. And for a genuine staff ace, his walk-to-strikeout ratio was terrible. Ellis wasn’t an overpowering hurler — he relied on movement and deception to retire hitters. It is not unusual for pitchers with Ellis’s profile to have games — even good games — where they’ll issue a walk every inning. For years, we watched Al Leiter and Ron Darling do just that.

Dock Ellis threw the Acid No-No against the Padres at the old San Diego Stadium. When we were growing up, they called it Jack Murphy; after that, Qualcomm bought the naming rights. Whatever handle they slapped on it, it was always a wonderful place to pitch. In the thirty-four years that Jack Murphy Stadium hosted major league ball, there were only three seasons in which the park favored hitters. 1970 wasn’t one of them. That year, the Padres lost 99 games and finished dead last in the National League West. It was only their second season of existence post-expansion; in their inaugural, they’d dropped 110. In ’68, the Padres pulled an absolute rock at their expansion draft, saddling San Diego with a leaden roster that would languish in the cellar for six straight years. Still, there was a legitimate bright spot: Cito Gaston, who hit .318 with 29 home runs in 1970. Gaston was exactly the sort of hitter who’d give Ellis problems — a contact guy smart enough to wait out an inconsistent hurler and jump on a mistake.

Wait a minute, though: the June 12, 1970 game was part of a doubleheader. Cito Gaston didn’t play in the game that Ellis pitched. Nor did the starting shortstop or the regular third baseman. Remember that San Diego was an expansion team with no bench to draw upon; they barely squeaked together a corps of starters. Understaffed, the Padres batted Dave Campbell, who finished the season with a .219 average and a stomach-churning .268 OBP, at the top of their lineup. I repeat for emphasis: this was the leadoff man. Punchless Steve Huntz, whose lifetime BA barely cracked the Mendoza Line, hit behind Campbell. Throw in a journeyman centerfielder, a fill-in at short who’d promptly demonstrate he had no business in the majors, and a catcher with eighteen homers in fourteen seasons; dear Padres fan, you’re dead in the water.

So one of the National League’s best young hurlers takes the hill in a pitcher’s park and faces a last-place team running at half-strength. What do you suppose is going to happen? Baseball is a notoriously contrary game, and balls take funny bounces — but if Dock Ellis hadn’t handled the Padres with ease, that would have been a shocker. Zeroes on the scoreboard make a tidy story, but the Acid No-No wasn’t the pinnacle of anything — in fact, it wasn’t even one of the five best games Ellis pitched that year. Two weeks later at Forbes Field, he threw against a Cubs team muscled up with Billy Williams, Johnny Callison, Ron Santo, and Ernie Banks. Ellis went the distance and beat them 2-1. On August 6, he shut out the Phillies, and in the process bested future reactionary Jim Bunning. On July 9, he took the mound at Busch Stadium and fired a two-hitter against the St. Louis Cardinals, striking out ten batters. (There was the peak of his 1970 trip, folks.) In thirty starts, Dock Ellis completed nine games and tossed four shutouts. Nothing about the Acid No-No was even slightly out of line with the expectations he’d already set for baseball fans.

What about all the walks? Well, lousy as they were, the Padres did get their free passes that year: catcher, the leftfielder, and the godawful third base fill-in were exactly the sort of hitters who stepped to the plate looking to take four wide. With Gaston getting a blow, pure slugger Nate Colbert was probably the best hitter left in the San Diego lineup: he’d clouted 38 round-trippers that year. Ellis walked him twice. You might say that he saw the catcher’s target as a pizza pie and he was looking to avoid splashing the marinara sauce. More likely he’d identified the one guy in the Padres order who could hurt him, and he’d wisely pitched around the threat. Dock Ellis may have been in touch with the cosmos that day, but his strategic thinking was entirely terrestrial. He did not issue a leadoff pass, most of his walks came with two outs, and he had no qualms about handing over first base with a runner on second. No matter how high he was flying, he remembered to set up the force.

And this brings me back to my initial question, and the one that resonates with contemporary controversies — what effect did the drug have on the athlete? Ellis’s own anecdotal account of the day involves a sense of disassociation on the mound, falling down, diving out of the way of line drives, etcetera. It’s colorful; it’s also misleading. Dock Ellis had three chances — including the second-to-last out of the no-hitter — and he fielded them all flawlessly. By now you probably think I’m missing the point: acid is a mind-expanding chemical that undermines the subject’s ability to accomplish quotidian tasks like hurling the ol’ horsehide, and Ellis’s mastery of the Padres demonstrates his superhuman focus and restraint. Or maybe his dealer slipped him a dud; a blotter nowhere near as potent as the one you and your ex-girlfriend had in college. Me, I’m inclined toward a different interpretation. The pitcher may have been tripping his ass off; he may have been seeing swirly colors and talking back to the little buccaneer on his cap. He may have thought his manager was a salt shaker. But the drug didn’t change his approach. The drug didn’t alter his velocity, his movement, or his concentration. There is no evidence whatsoever in the linescore or boxscore that LSD either impaired or enhanced Dock Ellis’s ability to play baseball.

And what psychedelic explorer could, in his burnt-out heart of hearts, really be surprised? Trips feel like epic voyages while you’re in the midst of them, but the first thing you realize when you come down is that those around you barely noticed you were gone. Maybe they thought you were acting weird, or self-conscious; most likely, they chalked it up to your usual freakitude and went about their business. Those things you were investing with profound symbolic significance?, they were probably the same damn things you always do. The problem with drug tales is always the same: they’re told by a druggie. An intoxicated person is hardly the best judge of the profound effects of his own high. Of course he’s going to overstate the power of the substance. He’s the one under the influence.

Besides, more than just the placebo effect is working on him. When he swallows the pill, he swallows all the pharmaceutical hogwash along with it. This is because we live in a culture obsessed with self-medication through substance intake. We believe that which we put into our bodies will profoundly alter not merely what we feel, but who we are. One pill makes us larger and one pill makes us small; and the androstenedione on the shelves of the GNC can turn an ordinary Joe Jockstrap into a pace-setting superman. Right now, there are a shocking number of educated baseball writers who believe that we must rip up the last twenty years of the Encyclopedia because some players did drugs. There are those who will refuse to vote Roger Clemens — the winningest pitcher of our lifetime — into the Hall of Fame because of something they believe he injected.

This isn’t fanboy stuff; I hate Roger Clemens, too. But I also hate witch hunts. The same puritans who insist that the record books have been hopelessly skewed by drug use cannot begin to measure any concrete effects that the drugs have had on player performance. Look at the names listed in the Mitchell Report, and try to impose some kind of order or pattern on what you see. You’ll fail. There are guys who were scrubs before the drugs who got better, and guys who were stars before the drugs who got worse. There are players who flamed out of the league, guys who improved dramatically, guys who’d popped their heads up from the minors for an injection only to be sent right back down. There are pitchers whose endurances improved after HGH, and others whose arms fell off and are still rolling around in the dirt. There are superstar outfielders and pine-riders, slugging first basemen and journeyman relievers, banjo hitters and flamethrowers, household names and palookas anonymous even to their own mommas. In short, it is the full panoply of organized baseball, there in its chaotic and unmeasurable splendor. Attribute it all to the drugs if you must. But acknowledge that when you do — when you insist that there’s nothing the drugs can’t do — you’re essentially giving up on pinpointing what the drugs can do. The drug becomes an idol of the worst and most tribal kind: all-powerful and vague, explaining everything and nothing, stealing the agency from the real human actors who make actual history.

It is no great surprise to me that, struggling as we are at the intersection between pharmaceuticals and athletic performance, we’ve become fascinated by the Dock Ellis story. LSD was the scourge of the sixties, but compared to modern compounds made by boffins in secret laboratories, it feels positively innocuous. There’s humorous friction between an American establishment sport played between the lines and a psychedelic chemical taken by counterculture types who desperately wanted to blur them. The irrationalist in me wants to leave the myth alone, and instead sing the ballad of the rogue Pittsburgh Pirate whose abilities were accidentally elevated, or distressed, or scrambled, or something by a hallucinogen. But I can’t. Sick and beleaguered and overmedicated as I am — as we all are — I don’t want to pretend that evidence for chemical performance enhancement exists; not when it doesn’t. Dock Ellis didn’t need a drug to be a terrific pitcher. He didn’t need a drug to be a character. He didn’t need a drug to be a hothead. And he shouldn’t need a drug to be remembered.

Tris McCall, a San Francisco Giants fan, encourages you to take your asterisk and shove it.

*one last thing about Dock Ellis’s propensity to hit batters, and then I’ll leave you alone until opening day. Ellis is semi-famous among fans of criminal assault with a baseball (and there are many) for plunking three Reds in a row, and attempting to hit two more before getting yanked from the game by his manager. He did this on purpose — he didn’t like the Reds, and he was attempting to motivate his team via violence. This happened on May 1, 1974, just after the Pirates staggered through an awful April. Disturbingly, most discussions of this incident will give Ellis credit for inspiring his ballclub; the Baseball Reliquary says “the strategy worked, the Pirates snapped out of their lethargy to win a division title while the Reds failed to win their division for the first time in three years.” Left unsaid is that the East was weak that year and the West was very strong — the Pirates took their division with 88 wins, while the Reds won 98 and finished second to the Dodgers. More to the point, aggressive behavior did not light a fire under the Pirates: they were 6-13 when Ellis went on his beanball spree, and didn’t reach the .500 mark until three months later. In large part, this was because those same Cincinnati Reds beat their brains in for the remainder of the season. The Pirates finished 1974 with a 3-8 record against the Reds; if they’d played Cincinnati in the postseason, they would’ve been trounced. As for the offender, after getting yanked from the first inning of the May Day game, he did not pitch a single inning against the Reds for the rest of the year. He didn’t pitch a single inning against the Reds in 1975, either. The next time Dock Ellis took the hill against the Reds, he was wearing pinstripes and it was Game Three of the ’76 World Series. Long deferred, revenge could not have been sweeter for Cincinnati: the Big Red Machine sent Ellis to the showers in the fourth inning. Dan Dreissen, whom Dock had plunked in ’74, chased the pitcher from the game with a longball. See, the actual story doesn’t add to the tale of Ellis the triumphant acidhead, but it turns out to be a lot more literary. Unseemly petulance in ’74 was rudely punished in ’76, and right there on the sport’s biggest stage. Rarely is poetic justice delivered with more grace or conviction, and it is a terrible shame that the story has been mangled in order to serve Ellis’s myth. Unchecked hostility was what was bad about Dock Ellis; a thoughtful and intelligent person, he surely would have conceded that. There’s enough in the Ellis story to inspire us. We don’t have to go casting around for ugly anecdotes to retrofit and glorify — especially not when the punchlines are so perfectly tailored to expose Ellis’s faults.

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  1. Excellent tracer on the beaning-of-the-Reds story, although luckily I’d never heard anyone tell it as an inspiring story in the first place (never heard anyone discuss its effects one way or the other). As for the LSD game … I was trying to find the quote and failed, but Bill James recently argued that *he* doesn’t think Ellis could possibly have been on LSD and pitched a game. It’s hard to say; Bill based that on the unanimous testimony of his friends from the era who themselves took LSD, and nothing I’ve seen of LSD use (from some of my high school friends) has made it look compatible with daily function. On the other hand, none of them were experienced top-skilled professionals to begin with.

    Still, there’s one perfectly good reason why Ellis could have made up the LSD no-hitter story (or talked himself into believing it): It’s a great story. Us humans, we like to be the stars of great stories. It makes us a bit hard to trust.

  2. great article tris. fyi, a fine song was written about this adventure. its called “dock elliss’ no no” by singer/songwriter chuck brodsky. chuck has about a dozen songs in the bb hof and has written about richie allen. steve carlton, moe berg, eddie klepp(look this guy up) and many others. he has performed at the brennan coffeehouse several times(shameless self promotion).i kinda disagree with you on performance enhancing drugs and think they have permanently skewered bb stats. henry aaron once remarked of barry bonds “you’re not supposed to get better after turning 40”. tom

  3. Barbara Manning also wrote a song called “Dock Ellis” about the acid no-no. It’s on her *One Perfect Green Blanket* EP. (The “perfect green blanket” is a baseball field.) I tend to think Ellis made up the story, but of course I hope it’s true. I do believe Hollywood Henderson’s claim that he freebased cocaine on the sidelines of Super Bowl XIII, but then again cocaine more conducive to playing linebacker than LSD is to, well, anything.

  4. Oops — “Dock Ellis” is actually on SF Seals’s *Baseball Trilogy* EP, not *One Perfect Green Blanket*. Barbara Manning is the rare artist with multiple baseball-themed EPs to her credit.

  5. Oh, Tris, thanks for taking the fun out the Doc story, but, I guess you offered proper perspective. However, regarding performing enhancement drugs, you assume that the Mitchell Report is a sound, random sample. I think a better measure of its affects comes from Bill James’ (your boy) column about steroids. He uses numbers from all of baseball, rather than just the Mitchell list. To quote: “…I was studying aging patterns in the post-steroid era. One of the characteristics of the steroid era was that we had several dozen players who continued to improve beyond the normal aging time frame, so that many of them had their best seasons past the age of
    32. This is historically not normal. In the post-steroid era
    we are returning to the historic norm in which players
    hit a wall sometime in their early thirties.”

    Also, does anyone believe that McGuire, Sosa, or Bonds would have broken Ruth/Maris without steroids? Does anyone think Clemens would have had such a great career after 32 without them? Also, didn’t you call Clemens out in your article about the 2000 World Series, claiming Piazza hinted Clemens was roid-raging when he threw the bat at him? Trust me, after all the bullshit the Yes Network and ESPN pushed for Clemens, saying his numbers were the result of a “great work ethic”, I say fuck him. Honestly Tris, your conclusion of the steroids era sounds like PR from Selig’s office. One must be retarded not to believe steroids didn’t change the game dramatically.

    Still, I hope Obama pardons all players under federal investigation, and finally have Perestroika for the steroid era. I believe most took the juice, and I wish we could finally have openness for history’s sake, rather than enduring another annual smoking gun for Spring Training.

  6. i hate to disenchant, so i pick my spots carefully. why is it *fun* that dock ellis did drugs and pitched? that shouldn’t be the fun in the dock ellis story. he was enough of a pitcher — and enough of a character — without drugs. he didn’t need a drug to be fun.

    short of some fucked-up biochemical audit, we are never going to know who did drugs and who didn’t. we are never going to have a representative sample of drug users in baseball. bill james doesn’t have one, and mitchell doesn’t have one, and bob klapisch doesn’t have one either. i know many people who’ve never seen an anabolic steroid in their lives assume that they do, but they don’t, and they never will. fourteen months ago, people were still telling me that alex rodriguez was the “clean” home run hitter and he would pass bonds and the home run record would be clean. we know what happened next.

    i did, and do, think clemens was on something mood-altering (and not in a good way) when he threw that bat at piazza. i thought at the time that that was what piazza meant by “intense”. i thought that was a code word. the irony of that story, of course, is that everybody now assumes that piazza was also a drug cheat. but i don’t know what drugs they took, and from this distance i can’t hazard any guesses. that we’re still talking about steroids — as if all steroids do the same thing, and as if all the drugs we’re talking about are steroids — only suggests how far we are from understanding what happened and why.

    unlike the commissioner, i don’t think that the game has been cleaned up. my assumption is that professional athletes will always look for any edge they can get. these days, americans believe that edges come in a bottle, so american athletes are going to be out there rummaging around for that bottle of edge. if americans still believed that edges came from god, there’d be athletes in church. as a person whose home state has been gifted to the biotech and pharmaceutical industries, it is slightly unpatriotic for me to say this, but i will say it anyway: i suspect that drugs — in general — have a more powerful effect on our imaginations than they do on our bodies.

  7. Again, I think you’re right, you provide good evidence that Doc pitched against a bunch of little leaguers on a double-header day. It was just an interesting story about pitching on acid. I love the latest animated video about it, it’s going to Sundance. And yes, I’m sure people would want to be remembered for something other than being the trippy pitcher.

    Let me be clear, I don’t care if the game is “clean” or not. If I played 162 games, millionaire or scrub, I would want greenies. I enjoyed watching those Big 3 breaking the home run record. So to claim that the drugs are “explaining everything and nothing, stealing the agency from the real human actors who make actual history.” – is problematic. It can’t be a coincidence that 3 people broke the Maris/Ruth Home Run record 7 times in 4 years. So yes, at that point, “stealing the agency from the real human actors who make actual history.” – is fair game. As for Clemens, if you go with what his enabling trainer says, it makes perfect sense that his ERA was almost below 2 with the Blue Jays, because he roided. And when it almost doubled with the Yankees, he was off the juice. That’s alot easier to believe than simply thinking “he got a fresh environment away from the Sox, but just couldn’t easily adapt to the Pinstripes.”

    One thing steroids have proven is that the best players in the game become record-breakers, and do so in the September of their careers. As for full disclosure of the steroid era, I don’t want anymore names named, the sports writers are really abusing the rites of Spring to sell a story. I just want numbers, and closure, already. You had to laugh when Schilling recanted at the Senate hearings. If we have a better feel on the percentages, and if steroids were all-pervasive, then people like Bonds will more likely go to the Hall.

    But you’re right, players will always try to get an edge, and therefore, the best of them should get their place in Cooperstown. As your boy, Jesse Fuchs, remarked, “Cheating is the meta-narrative in baseball. Once the game is over, and you get away with it, they all count.”

  8. I personally did a lot of LSD in my younger days and I believe he could have pitched a no-hitter while tripping.

    The reason is that one tends to do well, sometimes even better than when sober, at tasks that have been mastered or ones that are performed on a regular basis. I’ve played a lot of chess in my life and I become extremely good at it when I’m tripping. I beat people I could never beat when I was sober, sometimes convincingly.

    I’ve also heard anecdotal evidence from a friend who played a better game of organized high school basketball while shrooming than when sober.

    So it’s not surprising to me that Dock Ellis would have pitched well and played a smart, logical game. It was ingrained in him so he shouldn’t have had to think much about it. He was on auto-pilot.

  9. I can play guitar pretty damn well when on LSD. I think if its ingrained it is doable. I mean its not like you really see pink elephants.

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