Scumbaguette

The place: Jersey City

The time: the drizzly, awkward middle of April.

 

Fit Number One -- Very Foolish, Mr. Bond

Fit Number One-and-a-Half -- The Young Chessplayers of Jersey City

Fit Number Two -- A Nice Hat

Fit Number Two-and-a-Half -- Paris, Texas

Fit Number Three -- The Worst Kind of Successful Person

Fit Number Three-and-a-Half -- A Manse in Provence

Fit Number Four -- You Lie Like A Frenchman

Fit Number Four-and-a-Half -- Fans Got A Right To Boo

Fit Number Five -- In College, You Were Definitely Jewish

Fit Number Five-and-a-Half -- A Certain Amount Of Disrespect

Fit Number Six -- I've Been Laughing A Lot Lately

Fit Number Six-and-a-Half -- Voolay Voo This, You Chicken

Fit Number Seven -- Wider Than Your Field Of Vision

Fit Number Seven-and-a-Quarter -- An Old Canard

Fit Number Seven-and-a-Half -- Little Buddy

Fit Number Seven-and-Three-Quarters -- Gilligan's Invincible Fortress

Fit Number Eight -- Reassess My Endgame, Bobby Fischer

Fit Number Eight-and-a-Half -- We All Americans

Fit Number Nine -- But Andrew... It's Mozart

Fit Number Nine-and-a-Half -- You And Your Whole Crew

Fit Number Ten -- A Strong Wind Could Have Done That

Fit Number Ten-and-a-Half -- Face It, You're Still In Prison

Fit Number Eleven -- The Champion Of Worthlessness

Fit Number Eleven-and-a-Half -- An Emotional Guy

Fit Number Twelve -- What The Whole World Is Telling You

Fit Number Twelve-and-a-Half -- Go Away And Meet Some People